Colin Farrell is not necessarily the archetypal kids' TV presenter, but we're not quite sure why the Daily Mail is so upset at the prospect of the In Bruges (and, er... Alexander) star turning up on Sesame Street. He's got a couple of kids, hasn't he? Except even Monkey felt a tiny bit nervous when he started. "We're here to tell you about the word, er ... about the word, er ... you know what I can't remember the word." Booze? Drugs? Birds? Thankfully it was none of these things. What Monkey would really like to investigate is what they are alluding to at the very start of the scene. "It's the truth!" says Farrell. "No, it's not," says Elmo. "I tell you it is!" What on earth can they be referring to?